A die-hard Edward x Bella shipper wakes up in the worst possible situation: stuck in the body of Jacob Black.
Now trapped in Twilight with a controlling system breathing down his neck — one that punishes him anytime he breaks character — he’s forced to play the role of a werewolf he can’t stand.
Staying in line is hard enough when you hate your own character arc… but things get even weirder when Edward starts looking at him very differently.
The System is not a friend, and this world isn’t how Jacob understood it to be. What the hell is going on?
A Scum Villain’s Self-Saving System x Twilight AU.
You can survive your childhood and escape the horror of your parents by creating and existing solely in a rich inner world in which you contain all your thoughts and feelings and this will not have any effect on your relationships as an adult
getting ads for a game i already play pisses me off. like okay you already won man. you got me. and frankly if you keep pushing your luck I’m going to uninstall out of spite.
“Where do you see yourself in five years” is kind of an odd question for a job interview now that I think about it. Like idk. Having a job? You could give one to me right now.
There are a lot of reasons to oppose monarchy but one of the most overlooked is that the king is always getting stuck in some kind of hazardous puzzle chamber filling up with gravel or lava or something. Do your fucking job man
I love how NYC has done everything under the sun to deal with the rat problem and now they’re circled back and are like “Ok. We’ll legalize bodega cats. We need cats manning the food stores.” ancient problems require ancient solutions.
i know it pisses some people off but i find it fun that most websites use the US flag for english and the brazillian flag for portuguese. kind of awesome. sorry england and portugal you colonized too hard so you dont get to own your language anymore. you gave it up to the americas. sucks to suck. go brazil.
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